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{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}

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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}

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