{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
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{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
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