{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"Tests done by the Behavioral Department of the Musuem of Natural History conclude that while a dog's memory lasts about 5 minutes, a cat's recall can last as long as 16 hours.","length":175}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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Champagne Eyes is the second EP by English electronic music duo AlunaGeorge. It was released on 5 October 2018. The album includes collaborations with Bryson Tiller, Cautious Clay, and Baauer. The lead single, \"Superior Emotion\", was released in September 2018, featuring vocals from singer Cautious Clay.
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{"fact":"Not every cat gets \\high\\\" from catnip. Whether or not a cat responds to it depends upon a recessive gene: no gene\"","length":115}
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